英语幽默：承认自己的错误（双语）
 
　　承认自己的错误
　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.
 
　　约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。
 
　　"John!" Teacher says angrily.
 
　　“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。
 
　　"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken1.
 
　　“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。
 
　　"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
 
　　“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。
 
　　"No one is laughing."
 
　　“没有人在笑呀。”
 
　　"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
 
　　“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。
 
　　"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
 
　　“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。”老师为此感到满意。