英语幽默：高尔夫球手(双语)
 
　　Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on ananthill.
 
　　从前有个高尔夫球手，他把球打到了一座蚁丘上。
 
　　Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it whereit lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt andsand and ants exploded from the spot. Everythingmoved but the golf ball. It sat on the same spot.
 
　　他没有移动球的位置，而是决定就地击球。于是他使劲一挥球杆，尘土和着蚂蚁，四处飞扬。所有的东西都动了，除了那只球，它呆在原地，一动没动。
 
　　So he tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sandants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.
 
　　于是，他准备再次出击。又是一阵尘土飞扬，蚂蚁们也再次跟着遭殃。而高尔夫球还是纹丝不动。
 
　　高尔夫球手
 
 
　　Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other. "Whoa! What are we going to do?"
 
　　两只蚂蚁幸免于难，一只晕晕乎乎地对另一只说：“哇，我们怎么办啊?”
 
　　Said the other ant, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."
 
　　另一只蚂蚁说：“我不知道你怎么想，但是我准备爬到那只球上去。”