Mid-day crisis
午间危机
When one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
指急需午睡以补充体力的情况，这种时候通常咖啡已经不管用了。
例句：After that wild night of drinking, I had the worst mid-day crisis ever.

Clock Out With My Cock Out
下班high去喽
To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
下班之后去派对狂欢（clock out即打卡下班，也可以说punch out）
例句：-Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
-Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!

Nearsighted Date
“近视”相亲
As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web before meeting in person.
与blind date（事先一无所知的相亲）相对，指在相亲前看过对方的照片或者网聊过。
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
如果对方没有给你真实照片或提供了虚假信息，nearsighted date一样有见光死的可能。
例句：That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile picture must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago.（这个见光死死得彻底啊……）

Happy Late Year
拜个晚年
When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.
年后一个星期，拜年的时候就不是new year了，是late year。
例句：-Happy new year!!! whats up??