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How much English can you speak? 你会说多少英文?

2012-11-05  点击:5611

 “Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago

and barely knew his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English.” The judge looked at the defendant and asked,

“How much English can you speak?” The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”

 
“法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。” 法官看了
看被告,问道:“你会说多少英文?”被告抬起头,说:“把你的钱包给我!”
 
Vocabulary:
unfair adj. 不公平的
defendant n. 被告
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