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幽默英语——男子和上帝的对话。

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man goes to church and starts talking to God.
       He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" 
       and God says: "a second", 
       then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
      一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.
      他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
     上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"
     上帝说:"一秒钟."
     最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"
     上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

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