man goes to church and starts talking to God.

       He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" 

       and God says: "a second", 

       then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 

      一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.

      他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"

     上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"

     上帝说:"一秒钟."

     最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"

     上帝回答:"过一秒钟."