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英语幽默笑话:A threat 恐吓

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A threat 恐吓


A commuter1 sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled2 out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.

Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"

"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.

"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."


一位跑地铁通勤的家伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看着一本平装小说。他旁边的女士被挤的实在难忍,便要求稍微挪动一下,却遭到了他的拒绝。

 

这时,坐在对面的一位先生喊道:“你为什么不能像人一样坐着呢?”

 

“我就是不愿意,看你能把我怎么样?”

 

那个人回答说:“那好,只有一个办法了,我会告诉你这本书是怎样结的尾。”

 
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