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英语幽默笑话: Don't bother me 别烦我

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 Don't bother me 别烦我

 
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.
He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"
Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"
有一天一个好心的人下班回家时,在他居住的小区里碰到一个神色慌张的小男孩。
他注意到这个孩子像是刚和别的孩子打过架,就亲切的对他说:“小家伙,你怎么会有个黑眼眶呀?看到你这样,我很为你难过?”
不料这个小男孩竟然气冲冲地回答说:“别烦我。你回家去为你自己的小男孩难过吧。他有两个黑眼眶。”
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