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英语幽默笑话: 上钩

2015-12-21  点击:971

 上钩

 
Joe was going into his usual bar before lunch when he saw a poorly dressed man fishing in a small pool of rain-water about five centimeters deep outside it. Joe stopped and watched the man for a few minutes. He saw that most of tire people who passed by him believed he must be rather mad.
在午饭以前,乔正要去他经常光顾的酒吧,这时,他看见一个衣衫槛褛的人正在酒吧外五厘米深的雨水坑边垂钓。乔停了下来,盯着那个人看了几分钟。他注意到大多数路人都认为那个人精神不正常。
 
Joe pitied the man,so after a few minutes he went up to him and said kindly,“Hello, would you like to come into the bar and have a drink with me?”
 
乔可怜那个人,于是几分钟后他走上前去,友好地对他说:“你好,你愿意跟我一块儿到酒吧喝杯酒吗?”
 
The fisherman was delighted to accept his offer, and the two men went into the bar together. Joe bought the fisherman a few drinks,and finally said to him. "You’ve been fishing outside here,haven’t you? How many did you manage to catch this morning,if I may ask?”
 
那个垂钓者愉快地接收了他的邀请,于是两个人一同走进酒吧。乔给那个人叫了几杯酒,最后对他说:“你刚才在外面钓鱼,是不是?如果你不介意的话,我能问一下今天早上你钓了几条了?”
 
"You’ve been the eighth,” the fisherman answered merrily.
 
“你是第八条,”那个垂钓者开心地说道。
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