我丈夫刚进来 (中英)
 
　　The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.
　　在饭馆里坐着一对夫妇，他们看上去非常高兴。但是当那女子向旁边瞥了一眼时，服务员马上跑了过来。
 
　　“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”
 
　　“夫人，您瞧,” 他说,“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”
 
　　“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”
 
　　“不，他没有,” 她回答,“我丈夫刚从门外进来。”