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Twenty-one Forever “妙”龄证人

2012-05-14  点击:6173

In court a judge asked the witness, “How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you’re under oath, so tell the truth.”
The woman replied, “I’m twenty one and some months.”
The judge said, “Be specific: how many months?”
So she said, “One hundred and eighteen months.”
庭上的法官问证人:“您多大了?我的意思是,真实年龄是多少?别忘了刚才你已经宣誓过,所以请诚实作答。”
女士回答:“我二十一岁又几个月。”
法官说:“要讲精确,到底是多少个月?”
她回答:“一百一十八个月!”

Vocabulary:
witness  n. 证人;目击者;证据
under oath 宣誓;发誓说真话
 

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