Missed my alarm clock ringingWoke up telephone screamingBoss man singing his same old songRolled(1) in late about an hourNo cup of coffee, no showerWalk of shame with two different shoes onNow it is poor me, why me, oh meBoring the same old worn out(2) blah blah storyThere is no good explanation for it at all
Ain't no rhyme or reasonNo complicated meaningAin't no need to over think itLet go laughingLife don't go quite like you planned itWe try so hard to understandIrrefutable(3), indisputable(4)The fact isPssshIt happens
My trusty(5)-rusty(6) had a flat(7)I borrowed my neighbors Cadillac"I'll be right back," going down to Wally World(8)That yellow light turned red too quicklyKnew that the truck moment it hit meOut stepped my ex(9) and his new girl("Sorry 'bout your neck baby")But it is poor me, why me, oh meBoring the same old worn out blah blah storyThere is no good explanation for it at all
Ain't no rhyme or reasonNo complicated meaningAin't no need to over think itLet go laughingLife don't go quite like you planned itWe try so hard to understandIrrefutable, indisputableThe fact isPssshIt happensYeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable, totally beautiful fact isPssshIt happens
