J: Did you see the picture of the guy on the (front page) of the newspaper this morning?

M: No. I haven't had a chance to read the paper yet.

J: you've got to see it. It's an (unbelievable) picture!

M: What's so interesting about it?

J: Well, this guy (fell asleep) on the sofa and when he woke up, half his face had been (bitten off)!

M: What? How did that happen?

J: They think his dog was trying to wake him up and couldn't, so ended up biting him in his face.

M: Wow. What does his look like now?

J: It looks pretty (frightening). He doesn't have any lips, so all you can see are his gums and teeth. Most of his nose and chin are missing too.

M: What did he look like before his dog bit his face off?

J: He was actually quite handsome. What a shame.

M: What's he going to do now?

J: It said that he's hoping to get a (face transplant), but until then, he's looking forward to Halloween so he isn't the only one wearing a (mask).