Rat: If someone told you that you only had five years to live, what would you do?
Pig: Easy… I’d scream.
Rat: No, you dumb pig… What would you do with the five years you had left?
Pig: I’d scream even more.
Rat: I think I’m going to start screaming.
Pig: Are you dying?

老鼠：如果有人告诉你，你只有五年可以活了，你会怎么做？
猪：很简单，我会大声尖叫。
老鼠：不是这样，你这个笨猪。我是问你会怎么度过剩下的五年时间？
猪：我会尖叫更多的。
老鼠：我想我要大声尖叫了！！
猪：那你是快死了吗？

【注释】
scream: 尖叫，大笑
dumb: 愚蠢的 
left:  遗留
dying: 垂死的