迟到了不解释一下似乎不太合适，但明明就是睡不醒，还偏要找个别的借口，歪果仁贡献的这些奇葩借口不知合不合你的心意~ 

 

1. My brain went to sleep, and I couldn't wake it up.

我的脑子睡过去了，我怎么也叫不醒它。 

 

2. I forgot what day of the week it was.

我忘了今天是星期几了。

 

3. A black bear entered my carport and decided to take a nap on the hood of my car.

一头大黑熊进了我的车库，还想在我的引擎盖上睡觉。

 

4. My false teeth flew out the window on my drive to work.

我开车上班路上，假牙从窗户飞出去了。

 

5. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

我被我家狗绊了一跤，然后晕过去了。

 

6. I'm really upset because my favorite football team lost last night.

我是太过伤心了，昨晚我最喜欢的足球队输了……

 

7. I can't figure out what to wear.

我不知道该穿什么。

 

8. My curlers burned my hair, and I had to go to the hairdresser.

我早上用卷发器时把头发给烧了，所以不得不先去趟理发店。

 

9. I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.

我今天想辞职来着，后来想还是算了吧，所以我才迟到了。

 

10. I got lost and wound up driving to another state. 

我迷路了，火急火燎地把车开到别的州去了。