Good excuse 巧妙的借口
 
Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicapped1 persons.
Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When the man was questioned if he knew the parking regulations. He answered correctly. Then the policeman further questioned why he was parking his car there.
 
"Oh, I injured my leg last week. The doctor said I would become disabled if I didn't get proper treatment. Now I'm experiencing what I feel like to be an disabled person."
 
当那些正常人因把车错停在专供残疾人用的停车位而被警察抓到时，他们总是能找到各种各样的借口。
 
一次，一个警察阻止一个人把车停在残疾人的专用位上。当警察问他是否知道这个停车的规定时，他说她知道。然后警察接着问他为什么还故意把车停在那儿。
 
那人回答说：“哦，上星期我摔伤了腿，大夫说，如果我不很好治疗，我就会变残疾，现在我想先体验一下作个残疾人是什么滋味。”