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英语幽默笑话: Patience 耐心

2015-03-20  点击:718

 Patience 耐心

 
My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived. Several times during the day, she drove out, returning 45 minutes later. Feeling curious, my friend asked her:
"Where do you keep going?"
"Some darn birds built a nest in my car bumper1!" she exclaimed2. "Every two hours I have to go home because the parents are waiting go feed their young. I wish they'd hurry up and raise those kids."
 
我和我的朋友正在忙着修篱笆,这时候,我的管家也来了。在这一天中,她开车出去了好几次,每次都是四十分钟后回来,我的朋友感到很奇怪,于是问她:
“你总出去干什么?”
“一些该死的鸟在我的汽车保险杠上出了筑一个巢,”她说,“我必须每隔两小时回一趟家,不然那些大鸟就会等在那里喂它的小鸟,我真希望它们快点把她们的孩子喂大。”
 
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