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英语幽默笑话: I've Just Bitten My Tongue你一个,我一个

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你一个,我一个
 
One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers rolled out. "We' Il get those later,” he said, and in they went to divide up the remainder. As they were counting them out a small girl happened to be crossing the graveyard,and to her horror she heard from behind a bush a voice say, "one for you , one for me. One for you , one for me” In terror she rushed to the gate and bumped into a policeman, "what' s the matter, little girl?" he asked, for she was obviously in great distress.
一个深秋的晚上,两个男孩捡了一袋栗子准备到墓地里去平分。在进去的路上,一个男孩不小心把袋子掉在了地上,两颗栗子滚了出去。“我们过会儿再来找。”他说。他们就进去分其余的栗子。在他们分栗子时,碰巧有一个小姑娘从墓地穿过。她惊恐万分地听到树丛后面有个声音在说:“你一个,我一个,你一个,我一个!”她吓得急忙跑到门口,正撞上一个警察。警察见她万分恐惧,就问:“小姑娘,出了什么事了?”
 
"Oh, Mr. Policeman!" She wailed, "there're ghosts in the graveyard, and they're sharing out the dead bodies! Listen!”
 
“噢,警察先生。”她哭着说,“墓地里面有鬼,他们在分死尸呢!你听!”
 
And as she held a trembling finger to her lips they heard a voice say, "one for you, one for me. And we mustn’t forget those two by the gate!”
 
她把颤抖的手指竖在嘴唇前,这时他们听见一个声音说:“你一个,我一个,咱们可别忘了门口那两个!”
 
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