世界上最伟大的击剑手
At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen,the third一place fencer took the stage. A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second一place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc- but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的剑手出场。他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来—然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着。"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled." You missed!”“你为什么这样高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中啊!”"Ah ,”replied the swordsman," yon weren’t watching very carefully. The fly lives yet, yes but he will never be a father.”“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着,是的—但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”