英语幽默:换个工作(双语)
换个工作The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same oldstory, my friend. Too much confinement. Do notdeny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise.Walk, Walk."医生看了看病人的舌头,号了号脉。 敲了敲他地胸部,说道:“还是老问题,朋友, 运动量太小,不要否认这个事实。你需要大量的户外运动。 走路。 走路。 ”"But, doctor..."“不过,医生……”"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take myadvice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."“不要同我争辩,我是医生。遵照我的嘱咐,走10倍于你现在所走的路,这是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”"But my business..."“然而我的工作是……”"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get achance to walk more. What is your business?"“这正是问题所在。你的工作!好吧,换一个工作。 这样一来,你就有机会多走动了。 你是干什么的?”"I'm a letter-carrier."“我是一名邮递员。 ”