Rat: If you could have a conversation with one person, living or dead, who would it be?
Pig: The living one.
Pig: You must think I’m really stupid.

老鼠：如果你能和人说话，你会选择谁？活人还是死人？
猪：当然是活人。
猪：你肯定认为我很蠢。

（猪到底蠢不蠢呢，哈哈！！）

【注释】
conversation with: 与…的谈话 
living: 活着的